What is the Welcome Center?

The Birchlandia Welcome Center is the first stop for all new citizens. Here, you will be welcomed by our government and given the tools to start your journey in Birchlandia.

• What is the importance of the Welcome Center?

  This is where Birchlandia begain, and it is where you will begin your own Birchlandian journey worshiping Birch.

• Why is the top of the Welcome Center made out of Spruce?

  Whilst Spruce is the enemy of Birch, we repent Spruce by using it to only create the top half, allowing Birch to cleanse and only purify the bottom which touches the sacred ground.

• Why is Spruce so ugly?

  This is a very common question, and the answer is simple. Spruce is created by evil thoughts and is the symbol of all that is wrong with the world. (idk ask Mojang)

Be welcomed, today!

This is where you can start your journey and be cleansed of all that is spruce and begin your new, better, Birchian life.